tattoo artist

Tattoos are all the rage when you're in your twenties and I don't understand why. I went through that phase myself thinking it was cool and all, but thank god I didn't get one. They don't look so pretty after a while. For instance, look at this poor sap I found on the Web. How in the WORLD is that considered cool. If this was my dad or grandpa, I'd be scared. And, how gross would it be to be the tattoo artist tattooing around someone's private parts?

Now I wonder, is his wiener inked? And how funny would it be if the tattoo was in the form of a hot dog and hot dog bun. Or a trouser snake. Or a heat seeking missile. Or a one-eyed wonder worm.